If you have a cat, chances are you're constantly finding ways to bring them up in conversation—much like The Pioneer Woman in her posts "Why I Love My Cat," and "Kitty Love," and "The Difference Between Cats and Bassets," and "And the Greatest of These…Is Cats." Okay, you get the point. Basically, we cat lovers love talking about our feline friends just as much as we love having them around. (And spoiling them with the best cat toys and pet beds.) Because as Ree says: "There’s nothing–absolutely nothing, nothing, nothing–like a good cat."
If you agree with Ree on this one, you might also find yourself looking for the most hiss-terical cat puns and jokes. See what we did there? Well, there's plenty more purr-fectly funny options where that came from because we've curated a whole list of punny sayings that you can use to caption the cute photos of your kitty or send as funny texts to your other cat loving friends. You might even throw one or two into your next cat conversation or write them in a card paired with the best gifts for cat lovers. Either way, you'll find plenty of cat puns and jokes to meow over here. Just keep reading!
Funny Cat Puns
- You’ve cat to be kitten me!
- I’m feline fine!
- That was a total cat-astrophe.
- Cut the cat-itude!
- Let's go to Starbucks and grab a few cat-puccinos.
- Meow you doing?
- My cat got fined for littering.
- You’re the cat’s paw-jamas!
- Meow you’re talking!
- I’m just kitten around.
- My cat sure is purr-suasive.
- How do you like me meow?
- Want a meowtini? Shaken, not purred, of course.
- Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started!
- Stop stressing meowt!
- These puns are just hiss-terical!
- My cat is often confused. You could say he gets pretty purr-plexed.
- Now wait just a meowment…
- My purr-fect cat thinks everyone is in-fur-rior to them!
- Let me put my thinking cat on.
Cute Cat Puns
- You're going to be my feline friend fur-ever!
- Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip!
- Looking good, feline good.
- My cat is going down in hiss-story as the best cat ever.
- Stop fighting! Just hiss and make up.
- Press paws and live in the meow.
- I love you, meow and forever.
- It was meant to be. You could say it was kitten in the stars.
- My cat has quite the purr-sonality!
- You're as purr-ty as a picture!
- With the right catitude, anything is pawsible!
- I can tell you have a secret. It’s kitten all over your face!
- I’m litter-ly in love with you.
- Happy purr-thday!
- I’m a total cat purr-son.
- Pass the paw-pcorn, please.
Cat Jokes
- What's a cat's favorite book? The Great Cats-by.
- What's a cat's favorite day of the week? Cat-urday.
- Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mew-sic.
- What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
- What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
- If your cat was an artist, what would they paint? Paw-traits.
- What's a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
- If cats taught school, what would they be called? Purr-fessors.
- What's a cat's favorite food? Paw-sta.
- What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
- How did the lazy kittens work on their school project? They put in the bare mew-nimum.
- What's every kitten’s favorite movie? The Little Purr-maid.
- What's a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
- Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.
Macie Reynolds is the assistant editor of E-Commerce and SEO for The Pioneer Woman.
